Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Hi, It's Me

Goddamnit, I couldn't stick to a writing schedule if you promised me there was going to be candy at the end. Bobby Sands had to use ballpoint refills and toilet paper that he kept up his ass, and he was more prolific than me. Good lord.
So let me see...
Iraq: Still a mess
Iran: About to be a huge mess
Gas: I want to start hijacking trucks like in Road Warrior
Red Sox: Going to be a fun year
Stephen Colbert: Absolutely funny
My comedy career: I got three dates at the Comedy Connection in Boston coming up, and that's it.
About sums things up right now.